SEPT 24th - OCT 5th
Lordy I'm having such a terrible time keeping up! But in my defense, Genoa City has been innundated with "filler" material the last couple weeks, and we can only hope that this is the calm before the storm.
Regardless, a lot of relationships seemed to have ended while others began.
Just when it seemed Sharon and Jack had made up, Brad has been secretly and manipulatively plotting their demise. While in the break room at Newman, Brad keenly turned on the intercom into Jack's office and proceeded to pump Sharon about her kiss with Nick. Although Jack played it cool at work, he renewed his self-righteous attitude a la maison d'Abbot where he scolded Sharon about her lies and deceit...and general whoreishness. Naturally, Sharon being such a stupid spoiled slut, ran to Brad's shoulder, weeping in guilt; also leaving Jack to rough the ex-Navy Seal up a bit in front of the Newman elevator. It seemed as if things might have been finally over after Sharon repeatedly sucked up (and we allllll know how good she is a sucking) and eventually she and Senator Abbot made up over a romantic cheese pizza...yet simutaneously, Brad, feeling jilted and alone (like he deserves), was seen revealing Sharon's indiscretion to what appeared to be a reporter, which means clearly more storms are on their way in...
But somehow Colleen still has a soft spot for her soul-less father, as she unilaterally invited him to dinner at Adrian's, where the testosterone WOULD have been seeping out of the men's pores, except that the professor started speaking French and Brad remembered just how much he enjoyed beating the crap out of pansy nerds in his college days and decided to wait till next time to give Adrian a well-deserved hazing.
Meanwhile, Phyllis appeared to be surviving prison life quite well, that is until she discoved that her new cellmate COINCIDENTALLY happens to be Janna Hocks! That's right! And if you thought Janna was pushy and gossipy BEFORE, she's one hell of an annoyance now. As news of Sharon and Nick's indescretionary kiss was moving through the gossip trail, Nick came clean to Phyllis during visiting hours, bringing Phyllis to hate her life JUST a little bit more...but Nick's serious face was very convincing so Phyllis appeared to be ok...until Janna started prying and speculating to the point where she was ALMOST as annoying as Noah (Yah, believe it). The open wound was only further salted by Janna when Sharon ALSO came to visit Phyllis, where the claws were kept in, but only because of the extremely androgynous prison guard was nearby.
And as if we didn't know that Gloria was pathologically addicted to crime and deceit, she only proved it by involving herself in more scandal regarding the tainted Jabot creme case. It all started when Jeffrey "I'm going to become the evil twin someday" Bardwell announced to the widow that William had sent him a box of "goods" before departing...and in the box was a jar of creme and some latex gloves. Although it appeared Jefferey didn't EXACTLY know what the significance was, he still appeared all too congenial to give Gloria the creme after she made up some story about why she wanted it. Michael also relayed to his leopard-clad mother that Jeffery has secretly hired an attorney to challenge the estate ruling, in hopes of getting his hands on Gloria's cash. But surely the Jabot case is not over, and perhaps Gloria will also join Phyllis and Janna for a prison slumber party (which sounds like a great porno).
On another love front, Cane and Lily were hot for each other all week, but Cane kept Lily continually guessing when it seemed that EVERYWHERE they went, the Aussie stud was on a first name basis with every hot chick in town. Yet just when it seemed plausible that the duo would hit the sack, Cane realized just how underaged Lily is and politely declined to "tap that ass," leaving our recent divorcee pitifully rejected. Salt was also poured on Lily's wound when Neil inadvertenly invited Cane to a family dinner post-rejection and Cane told Lily that he was having "coffee" with that slut Heather...and he proceeded to break hearts all over the place as he and Heather flirted shamelessly at the Club in front of NOT ONLY Lily, but also Amber who was proverbially drowning her sorrows in white wine (just make a white wine/orange tic-tac combo, Amber, because the next morning is not very forgiving).
Yet while one love may have been quashed, a new one began, as JT got over his financial insecurity (which is such crap b/c doesn't anyone remember him having WILD DRUNKEN PARTIES with Britney and Billy and Raoul at his parents' mansion years ago??) and convinced Victoria to go away to Clear Springs for the weekend...yet it wasn't just a romantic get-away - no, no - because just as things were heating up on their first night, JT did what I never realized I wanted until now: HE PROPOSED TO VICTORIA THROUGH A TEXT MESSAGE. Damn he's romantic!! Anyway, despite some initial hesitation, Victoria accepted and they made sweet, sweet love all over their bed and breakfast.
But of course, Nicki and Victor haven't been doing well since Nicki decided to start sleeping with Master Douchebag himself, David Chow; who discovered that Victor has been drilling in Clear Springs so regardless of whether the revitalisation project succeeds or not, the Mustache stands to make a major profit either way. After realizing how sneaky and, yet sensible, Victor is, Nicki confronted her hubbie where a violent argument ensued...only to end in a final decision for DIVORCE. It was most apparent that Victor was lamenting the fact that his wife had become an UPPITY BITCH when the show closed with him dropping a single, sad tear.
Frankly, I don't know about the rest of you, but I sure hope something EXCITING happens soon or I'm about to put all of my effort into the "NOAH SUCKS" website I've been putting off (because he was annoying as hell all week but I didn't really want to revisit his role as "Prince Douchebag" on the show). Anything thoughts?