Shack-Up Honeys

OCT 8th - 12th

OMG can something PLEEEEASE happen in Genoa City...is it really that much to ask that SOMEONE has hot sex with someone else's wife in a barn or an elevator rather than us having to feel that the intermittent denture commercials add more excitement?!

Anyway, Jack spent a lot of time this last week defending his whore of a wife, Sharon, while he also faced the possibility of losing his Senate seat over his involvement with owning and selling Jabot. And yet, this didn't keep Sharon from keeping friendly ties with Brad OR reminding Nick about their supposed co-planned benefit for Cassie.

Brad, on the otherhand, decided that he's not a total jackass and renewed his subscription for subsidizing Colleen's tuition and general shopping fund...and although proud and reluctant (that's right, Colleen! stand your ground!), Colleen agreed to accept dad's monetary assistance in favor of shucking her crappy job at the Athletic Club (which I'm sure still pays far more than my teacher salary). At the same time, Adrian also renewed his status as Professor Korbel and accepted a last minute teaching position back at GCU...under the stipulation that Colleen never takes one of his classes. But oh let's not worry about that, knowing the Professor's pension for young co-eds, I'm sure he'll find himself in trouble again.

Heather also found herself weasling around causing trouble everywhere she could this week, starting with her new buddy, Colleen. But once they were back at Colleen and Korbel's apartment (where they were supposedly going to talk about art and architecture and NOT dance around in nighties...just for clarification) Heather found a crappy knicknack that she SWORE was her ex-roomate's (the girl who killed herself and that Korbel got fired over). Korbel made up some lame excuse that Heather quickly debunked...and THEN her heavy flirting with Cane became too unbearable for both Lily (who is still in la-la-land) and poor Amber who was forced to serve them cappuccinos without scalding Heather's face off.

Heather and Detective Maggie have also team up to solve Ji-Min's death, which is now officially deemed a HOMICIDE once the coroner discovered bruises and defensive wounds on the corpse. Amber was quickly cleared since even though Heather and Maggie probably face sexism on a regular basis, they decided that Amber without a doubt was a stick and couldn't assault such a MUSCULAR MAN (sheesh). HOWEVER, Jack had much to gain from Ji-Min's death, and after a few lab tests, Maggie confirmed that hairs from Jack's dog were found on Ji-Min's body!

Clear Springs has also gotten a lot of location shooting, starting not only with JT's proposal to Victoria, but several characters have been seen having business meetings in the apparent ONE restaurant in town. With JT working undercover for Paul on shady business deals, the hounds are sniffing out David Chow as a possible suspect...which sounds good to me because that louse needs to either grow some testicles and stop being Nicki's lapdog, OR become so schemingly evil that I end up liking him. Either way, I hate him right now...and his stupid hair.

Nicki and Victor also relayed their parting divorce to the Newman children, who took it as more of a surprise than they should have...I mean, come on...Nicki is A SHACK UP HONEY (thanks Dr. Laura) and David is reaping the benefits of screwing a Newman.

And as Phyllis's appeal was rounding the corner, her agitation with Jana's persistent gossip appeared unbearable. As everyone was biting their fingernails for our favorite redhead to be called a freewoman, Michael received a devastating matter-of-fact letter stating her appeal had been denied...wherein Phyllis had ANOTHER freakout and practically fired Michael (Bitch, please, you blackmailed some people - what do you expect?). Anyway, while Jack and Victor are making some "important" calls to "important" people, Phyllis suddenly became best friends with Janna...including a hot gym date with hot prison jumpsuits...

And that's about it...will Phyllis ever get released?! Is Korbel a murderer like we initially thought?? Will an anvil fall on Nicki's head while she's visiting Clear Springs?! Will Detective Maggie and Karen ever hook up since they are such an obvious match?!?! Till next week...


ALSO!! If you've got some spare time, complete the survey on http://www.cbs.com/daytime/yr/ !!! It's a little long, but it's your chance to vent about how lame Noah is, that you want an old character back, and that you want to see more Gloria (or is that just me?).