Updating to November 16th, 2007
Ugh...sorry for the delays. It's been so hard to catch up that it wasn't until I got a cold AND had a couple days off that I could fully take in all the weary drama of Genoa City.
To start, once all our the affluent citizens of Genoa City were accounted for, the primary story-setting transferred from the rubble-ridden Clear Springs back to our favorite Genoa City Memorial Hospital. While Noah was still recovering from his pussy spleen-dectomy (or whatever it was called) and most other civilians were being treated for minor cuts and bruises, Victoria was rushed to the ER after falling unconscious from a piece of concrete knocking her noggin. To my UTTER DISMAY, Brad's eye bandgages were removed and NOTHING has come of that story, and instead Sharon spent a little too much time giving Brad the bedroom eyes while attempting to console him...but in her defense, being a whore is pretty much the only thing she knows how to do right...so SCORE!
In a more lighthearted storyline, Enrique Iglesias made a quick stop at Indigo just long enough for all the Genoa City ladies to throw their panties at him (now maybe if it was Gunther I would be too)...and wasn't it SOOOO obvious that Karen was trying to hide her lesbianism as her swooning was SOOOO over the top? Yet just when Lily was getting the guts to try to make out with Cane again, he ditched her for an easy lay (i.e. Heather) and the girls seemed awkwardly catty the whole night - HOWEVER, despite her BLATANT SLUTTYNESS, Cane turned down Heather's offer to "come inside" at the end of the night, and instead called Lily just to hear her voice...(the sappy ones can sigh now). But just because Lily didn't get any doesn't mean NONE of the Winters got some play, because Neil and Karen totally did the dirty deed in the bar once the lights went off. However, Neil TOTALLY dissed Karen the next couple days (because for some UNKNOWN REASON he just can't seem to stop pining over his psychotic dead wife) but then made it up to her by inviting her to a family Thanksgiving meal. Karen ate up the invite, yet immediately cancelled and faked an excuse after she heard Lily and Devon exchanging nasty comments about her green been casserole.
So for a couple weeks now, the Newman clan has been stressfully residing in the hospital awaiting Victoria's wake. And although everyone appears quite miserable, no one is more troubled by this than David Chow, for just as he was starting a hot, sexy affair with a wealthy socialite, Nicki's baggage has delivered a whole new set of luggage as she is constantly crying and effectively wearing out her botox with constant surprised (and yet haggard) expressions. Although, just as it seemed that all they had to do was WAIT, the Vickster's blood pressure started spiking and an attractive new doctor came into the picture. Once Victor had made the agonizing choice to deliver the baby (in order to save Vic's life but probably not the baby), Nicki began one of her frazzled outbursts that insisted the baby was more important....of course, NO ONE ASKS JT WHAT HE WANTS.
Meanwhile, Phyllis' once rejected appeal was suddenly back on the table, surely forecasting her complete release of the heinous prison jumpsuit and back into full-time vixen. The only trip-ups possible seemed to come from the suddenly bitter and enraged Heather once Paul admitted that he was her father. The knife was only twisted more for the dead-beat-dad when Heather overheard him discussing his kidnapping of Sheila. No matter how much sucking up Paul attempted, Heather seemed to burn everyone she ran into, ironically wanting to punish all the mothers in town...starting with Lauren and Phyllis. She then proceeded to break down she in tears in the Newman breakroom (was anyone else completely UNSYMPATHETIC?) and Daniel attempted to comfort her...possibly leading to some naughty no-no's in the future? eh???
And in final "I'm sorry I have to tell you this," news, Gloria is BACK on the prowl and the likelihood of not-so-hot geriatric sex seems imminent. After accidently discovering that Jeffrey was recording their "friendly" dinner dates, Gloria realized that something was not so kosher with her ex-husband's twin. So she first tested the cream that Jeff gave up and discovered that it was INDEED not the tainted cream, but a DECOY! Then second, she found a note from the late William sent to Jeff that said, "If something happens to me, don't let her get away with it." So NATURALLY, she decided to seduce the old man in hopes that she can either dissuade his ill-intentions, or steal away the evidence. Although nothing too intimate occured with our favorite old broad, Kevin was officially nauseated as she continually tried to recount the night's events to him...surely scarring him for the rest of his already troubled life.
So what does this all mean, you ask?
It means that if Victoria's baby doesn't survive, she'll probably kill herself if she wakes up (and I will too because I just can't handle this storyline again); Phyllis will be ditching her prison wardrobe; Victor and Nicki might end up postponing their divorce; and surely Neil needs to give his stupid spoiled daughter and sweet backhand.
And here's a little tidbit for those of you who like guys with curly mullets in speedos dancing poorly...
