(Ok who else is in love with my title pic?? Who knew that Nick and Phyllis ALSO pose for their myspace pages like the rest of us?!)
It was ALLL about David this week, but first we left off with Victor, Sabrina, Nicki, and David trapped in the elevator of Nick's warehouse as they were on their way up to the Restless Style kick-off party. Yet drama was NOT in high effect, even when the party-goers realized they would have to hoof it down the stairs to their Lexus's and loaded Land Rovers. While everyone upstairs gleefully sipped champagne, Nicki and Victor sparred vicious words, with David occaisionally piping in, and Sabrina acting the reserved tart that she is...but of course, the four were released soon after and no babies or deaths were reported.
Meanwhile, Paul (on his own accord) has continued to investigate David Chow, and uncovered some interesting (if not totally weird) tidbits to contribute. First off, Paul and JT discovered that David has THREE ex-wives - errr...that is ONE ex-wife as the first two DIED in MYSTERIOUS accidents. Did I mention all of them were loaded? The third wife, Mitzy or Bitzy or somethingzy, had fled to the Caribbean where Paul convinced her to at least share a few words. In their exchange, Mitzy divulged that David has a pattern of slowly wooing extremely wealthy women and then bleeding them dry - and once confronted, he shows his ANGRY face, and wives began kicking off. Worried for her safety, Mitzy left the country and went in to relative hiding. All of this seemed completely plausible and were were all like, "OMG! Nicki's gonna get it! Victor was RIGHT!" but then Mitzy starts talking about the people who "helped" David get away with the murders..."people" with no DNA..."people" from another place...(does anyone else hear the X-Files music right now?). So after Mitzy's schpeel about aliens and France, Paul politely returned to Genoa City and called his other detective friends, Moulder and Scully to debrief.
Back in reality-ville, Gloria realized that she is NOT broke because she stockpiled a stash of priceless jewelry and diamonds in a safe-deposit box back when she was worried that Jeffrey would blow her wad. Unfortunately, just as she spilled little piles of large diamonds all over in glee, Allistir overheard her monologue and will surely report back to Jill - who agreed to hand over some more bucks in exchange for more info. Jeffrey, the meantime, also admitted to Jill how much he is head-over-heels with Gloria, but could never admit such a miserable secret. Condolences, Jeffry; we all started out hating her, but Gloria is one hell of a leopard toting Botox beauty.
This week also remembered Cassie Newman's death, just three years ago, and several characters had musical montages remembering how much "easier" things were back then - but frankly the rest of us were all happy that Danny ditched the chick hair. And speaking of Daniel, Daddy Danny Romalotti unexpectedly hit town and offered to whisk Jr away to be Head Photographer on dad's music tour. Are we really supposed to believe that flesh-faced Danny is still and international pop superstar? REALLY? Either way, despite his profession of love to Amber and protestations from Phyllis, Daniel agreed to take the gig and appears to be blowing town for awhile.
Nick and Sharon also spent the week commiserating Cassie's death, particularly after Nicholas survived a minor car accident and his memory came flooding back. The pair visited the grave site and Nicholas apologized x3 for his affair. Blah blah blah blah...if these two get back together I'm gonna barf.
Some weird tension was also occuring between Cane and Chloe this week, after her drunken sloppy kiss. Although Cane was all, "That was so WRONG and you must NEVER do it AGAIN and you better FIGURE your shit out, BITCH," it also felt that he was simultaneously into it, with these weird sleazy smiles and winks. And I'm ALLL about THAT hook-up!
And finally, does everyone remember Natural Glow? the company that Adam insisted Newman Enterprises buy, which inevitably led to Victoria quitting? Well Adam finally got what he deserved when it turned out the newly obtained Natural Glow is in a pending a lawsuit which means it will cost Newman MILLIONS - on a good day. Victor handed his new son his ass on a plate, and the gossip spread like wildfire, meaning there will be a lot of sucking-up in the future.
Questions for next week!
Will Daniel really leave town? Are Nick and Phyllis a thing of the past? IS DAVID CHOW AN ALIEN??
And don't ask my why I think this is so funny...but I do, sue me: