Per Amanda's request, I'm not going to include any screen shots this week since she lives in the dark ages and apparently the amount of time her dial-up takes to download my blog takes away from her time to etch glyphs into her stone wall. BUT maybe next week since it got a positive response from readers who have less influence than my favorite cavewoman.
SO! It's been a big couple of weeks!!
First off, while Chloe was settling in to the Winter's abode, Lily got a go-see in NY and was immediately urged to hop on the jet with her assistant - but just as they were packing bags, Chloe suddenly came down with some massive spewage and decided to stay home. BUT as soon as Lily was out the door, Chloe threw off her sick blanket in apparently fakage - but then pretended to be "oh sooo ill" when Cane came to check on her. Later, when Devon confronted the tart about her stalkerish behavior, she insisted that she was hot for the D-Man and planted a big sloppy one against his will. Devon, prefering classy girls related to him, pushed her away and ran to tell Cane about the mishap. When Lily realized that her fav assistant has been slobbering all over her territory, she immediately threw Chloe out. Later, Devon and Cane ran across Chloe (plastered-ass waaaasted) at Indigo and agreed to set her up with a living situation than DIDN'T involve the bar's back alley (b/c we all know Carmen's got that area covered). This whole scenario proved that Chloe is INDEED my new favorite character and I wish she'd drop by the Shari's bar and have a few with me.
Speaking of favorite peoples, Miss Amber seems to be getting the brush off from her man, Daniel, as his correspondence has been completely lacking. So instead, Phyllis tried to set her up with Adrian, but HEL-LO - Amber already hit that and realized that bad boys are much better in the sack than snooty patooty professors. Apparently Colleen also realized this, as she returned from her work-study in Shanghai and immediately broke up with her favorite teacher. Adrian begged and pleaded but Colleen firmly denied the pup his treats.
Gloria and Jeffrey are one step closer to happiness (in their sick and twisted ways) as old Jeff admitted to swapping Glor's diamonds, and after exchanging a few insults, the two did the deed in the poolhouse. But just when things seemed blissful (for them, not us, since we had to watch the elder porn), suddenly the bickering began again and Jeffrey stormed out...but their attraction is inevitable since there aren't any other elderly people in town other than Mrs. Chancellor, and after her recent Emmy Award, she doesn't need to be dropping clothes to stay on the show.
Neil and Karen have also been a bit rocky, since she split town after realizing Neil would never give up his INSANE feeling for Dru - but then after her absence, Neil realized what a dog he was and rushed to NY to propose to his lady...and was turned down. *SHOCKER* But then after a few days of mopage, Karen suddenly appeared at Neil's door and suggested that they give it a try - NOT MARRIAGE, but just HANGING OUT or something (b/c secretly she's wondering what the hell happened to Det. Maggie).
Sabrina also spent the weeks counting down the days to her wedding with Victor Newman, who has proved himself the most virile man alive after Sabrina also announced that she is with child. However, not all was wedded bliss, as Victoria vehemently denied the invitation to be Maid of Honor to her ex-best friend, and instead, Sabrina picked the unlikely Janna Hocks. Victoria spent the weeks yammering on and on about how she was BETRAYED and wouldn't go to the wedding - but of course, she showed up last minute and exchanged gagging gestures with Phyllis during the ceremony. Another unexpected attendee was Sabrina's mother, Zara, who we learned was trite and shady woman who simply wanted to secretly sell pictures of the Newman wedding more than see her daughter get married. When Victoria learned of the scheme, she stole the memory card and ushered the woman out - perhaps showing that she and Sabrina will re-friend soon...until she realized that her dad's grandchild will be older than his newest born and that creeps her out like the rest of us.
Several wedding guests also had reservations about Adam bringing Heather as his date since they were recently pitted against each other in a court case - but both parties assured everyone that their common interest was SEX and not business...but surely complications will arise.
And JUST when it seemed wedded bliss was all over Genoa City, David suddenly confronted Nicki that he wanted a DIVORCE! and it wasn't because he couldn't stay away from the Vegas tables and didn't want to bleed her dry, NO! he had hit it big on the tracks and didn't NEED her money anymore! he LIKES gambling! so despite her teary pleading, David packed his bags and hit the road, leaving Nicki bitter and alone and in utter shock.
Surely this is Karma whacking Nicki in the face with a 2x4 after leaving Victor, the most wonderful and powerful man in the world, for such a clod as David Chow. Good luck at the tables, David, we won't miss you.
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Og say you suck!
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